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standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

(via johnshavesfor-sherlock)

teenwolf:

If Parrish dies I’m quitting life.

(via im-a-fucking-hunter)

actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

(Source: actionables, via sauceypasta)

rneerkat:

wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better

(Source: rneerkat, via sauceypasta)

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via hugmedarlingimbritish)

There’s a difference between ‘hot and bothered’ and ‘I’m hot and you’re bothering me’

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

(via cake-sniffler)

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

(via cake-sniffler)

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